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I enjoy frollicking, gliding, jumping, spinning, filmmaking, and the infinite creation of tunnels. Although my weakness for fattening foods and expensive gadgets may be my downfall, there's little else that can stop me from being... me!

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Here Comes the Sun (doodoodoodoo....)!

DÍA NUMERO DOS
I seriously don't know how I'm awake right now. That 14 page paper from hell combined with a lack of good sleep is hitting me hard. Seriously, this is one beat (and somewhat lonely) panda! Thusly, I have reached the conclusion to end my week by doing absolutely nothing except draw more 90s cartoons and angry babies. Ew. Babies......

Uhhhh..... Can you say struggles?
Courage The Cowardly Dog.... Can you say Boss status?
Regardless of this nonsensical tangent, the point is, I successfully completed Day 2 (aka Día Numero Dos) of my Thousand Days of Happiness. Wow, that's cheesy. *Note to self: In the very little productive off-time you have, a new title must be created! Can't be soundin' like a hippie up in this joint. THAT AIN'T ME* Tangents are rampant today.

ANYWHOOZLES


If the sun=fun, then it makes sense why I didn't have to look farther than outside my window to find a whole bunch of excitement! Despite my paper's attempts to bring in a massive hurricane of hurt and annoyance, its attempts were futile! What a way to end March and bring in good ol' Utah April. Ignoring the 25% snow, 50% rain, and 23% overall cold and gloom, I'd say that we have some pretty awesome sunny days   ( -___- ) <----------Please note the obvious sarcasm and the sleepy Asian face. I guess that's why I appreciated today so much. As I was sitting outside the library with one of my favorite people, I had one of those once a year, once a decade, or even once in a lifetime moments of complete bliss. Clad in my favorite dress, my rockin' sandals, and stunna shades, there's no reason not to be happy. 




I hope everyone was able to enjoy today like I did. Even if it was the most overcast day of the year, you stepped in dog feces, or got accosted by a Jesus-loving, sign-waving, pamphlet flinging psychotic, I bet that you found something to make it worthwhile. I hope you read cozy book by the windowpane, bought yourself a brand-spankin'-new pair of kicks, or got a pamphlet asking where Jesus has touched you..... I hope you let that inner sun shine. Doodoodoodoo.....

PS I totally got a pamphlet that asked me that once. Pretty much couldn't stop laughing for like three days.
PPS Finally don't have to thank Google images! Like a boss son.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

"A Journey of a Thousand Miles Begins with a Single Step"

Okay, so lately I've been thinking (please no comments on how shocking this fact may be)....
Life sucks. Not to be my typical cynical Debbie Downer self, but we all know this to be a simple truth. No matter where you go, what you do, everyone will always reach a point where nothing seems to be going right.

Examples of said times:
1. Your dog dies.
2. You lock yourself out of your building for the millionth time with no cell phone or vehicle, and there's no one around to let you in.
3. You're 4 points off from passing one of the most important tests of your academic career.
4. Your computer crashes, which is basically your entire life in a beautiful aluminum casing.
5. Your car breaks down and while trying to fix said car, you get hit by some jerk on his cell phone.
THIS IS YOU. F YOUR LIFE.
6. #1-5 including a giant evil dragon that breaks out of the 5th dimension to bite off your leg and leave you to be a sketchy amputee stripper like Lindsay Lohan in I Know Who Killed Me.
7. PS It's raining.

FML.com rolled in evil breadcrumbs and fried in depression right?



!WRONG!


No worries, I once thought the same thing. Being one of the most pessimistic and depressing people in the greater Salt Lake area, I am here to tell you that there is hope. I'm determined to prove that anyone reading this can find at least one thing to do every day that makes their life considerably joyous. I'm shooting for a thousand things, but knowing me I'll be lucky if I get like.... 5. 
Regardless of my epic failing, let's begin! Let the first of many steps be taken friends! 


DAY #1
Boredom overcame me today. It was nearly crippling. Instead of giving into my desire to sleep, I decided to be productive with my time

So guess who drew Charmander? THIS GIRL. LIKE A BOSS! And thus Day #1 consists of drawing Pokemon. As a large part of my childhood, it makes me smile to know that I'm able to draw my favorite character of all time. Okay, well Charizard is my favorite Pokemon, which is Charmander's evolved form. Okay, shiz, that's a lie too. My favorite was Cyndaquil. But Charmander definitely comes in at an easily earned third place. No joke, this is the greatest accomplishment of my day. As pathetic as this sounds, I haven't been able to take pride in anything I've done for the past semester and a half. Life has been bleak and meaningless, as if there's nothing worth living for. So if I have to draw every single Pokemon in my sadly obsolete Pokedex to find happiness, I will. Who knows what else is to come? Cliff Diving? Paintballing? Baby throwing? Oh wait. That last one might be illegal  -___-.

PS Thanks again Google Images!
PPS..... I have a 14 page paper due tomorrow. Uh..... Struggles.