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Oh the life of a college kid.
"I don't think I'm tall enough for that"
-Janalee |
As the students begrudgingly came back to campus, the Asians returned to hogging the pool table, and the mixed smell of cigarettes, weed, and fried foods settled over the Heritage Center, you could definitely feel the excitement of Spring Semester.... PSYCH.
Well, to be honest, I was kind of excited. New classes are always so fresh and fun until you actually have to do work; let's get real here. Despite the constant party Asher Roth keeps rapping about, I really doubt that he graduated from college. It's not like I'd want to "pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat" and then get drunk off my behind, but at the same time, I wish I had his college experience! There's like, no work involved. Damn him. Anyway, there are pros and cons to living the life of a nerd and going to class...
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Damn this man. |
SPANISH
Pros: World domination will be much easier if I know more than one language
Cons: I kind of fail at being multilingual. I really don't think I've ever felt more stupid.
ART HISTORY
Pros: Uh.... Pretty pictures?
Cons: The headache you get from pounding your head into the wall behind you because you're so bored and you want to scream at your professor. "THAT BLOTCH IS NOT A SYMBOL OF AMBIGUITY. IT'S JUST A BLOB YOU PRETENTIOUS FOOL!"
FILM HISTORY
Pros: Getting to see some really unique and touching movies like Last Laugh. Oh, and sitting next to my friend and laughing at all the weird old films we have to watch. For example, last semester the lovely woman in the horribly racist and incredulous Birth of a Nation tried to kill people with a ladle. Win.
Cons: It's still history. On top of that, some of the movies are super creepy/boring. If you have a choice, for god's sake, NEVER watch Birth of a Nation or The Seventh Seal.
WRITING
Pros: For once, I'm actually getting along with people! Shockerrrrrr. Plus, the professor is a cool bald man with a strange goatee that is almost as sarcastic as I am. Bein' taughted to write gooder is stuff enjoy I :).
Cons: It's writing. I suck at writing and I hate it with the blazing heat of a million suns + Mars. Yeah, let's get rid of the cold planet but keep the really hot one. Poor Pluto. I hardly knew ye. Wait, what was I talking about? SEE I CAN'T DO THIS!
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Stupid Mars. Poor Pluto. |
If you've never experienced any of these feelings while in these classes or classes like them, you are a far better person than I. Or you're a genius. Or an alien. I'm going for kind alien genius from Pluto.
So while you may become distracted by all the pretty promises of free movies, free ice skating, and free food, keep in mind what these University people are trying to do to you kiddies.....
THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE YOU LEARN! That is why people go to college. Typically. Right? Behind the parties, independence, and X rated co-ed hangouts, college is for learning; even if it's about blobs and ladle-swinging murderers.
Oh and thanks again Google Images :P